Surreal Tumblr Themes


we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic


wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

me:  my arm hurts
mom:  it's the computer
me:  my eyes hurt
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i have a nosebleed
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i have a fever
mom:  are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me:  im pregnant
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom:  the computer pushed you didnt it


"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".


i take height difference in my otps very seriously