[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*
[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga
(via malfoyswaggie)
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Did you know that those spiders with hair on them are mammals, and thus produce delicious (and unusually cold) milk. Spiders produce milk using the same glands that they produce silk threads with.
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